Neend Ka Intezar
1st Pathan:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye ?
2nd Pathan:
O Yara Neend Ka Intezar Karnay Se Tu Behtar Hai Aadmi So Jaye..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 956 views
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