A man arrives home very late,

Knowing his wife won't open the door,

he decides to pretend that he bought flowers for
...
her. He knocks the door Wife: Who's it?

Man: I've brought flowers for the pretty lady.

Wife opens the door & asks: Where are the flowers?

Man: Where's the pretty lady?

& goes In :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 870 views

Tum muze bhulna mat.

girl (pyar se): tum muze bhulna mat.

boy: are tum jaisi panoti ko bhulega bhi kaun!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bijli ka Bill

Ek Pathan Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha.

Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola:

“Jalte Raho Beta, Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega Tab Pata Chalega.”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

find North America

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Agr Mere Hath Me Hukumat Ho

Pathan.Agr Mere Hath Me Hukumat Ho To Me Mulk Ki Tqdeer Badal Don.

Wife:
Tum Pehle Apni Shalwar To Badal Lo, Subha Se Amaaameri Pehn K Ghom Rahe Ho;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)