Bijli ka Bill
Ek Pathan Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha.
Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola:
“Jalte Raho Beta, Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega Tab Pata Chalega.”
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