Double heart attack msg by a boy to a girl:

1st msg: Lets break up now , Sub khatam.
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2nd msg:Sorry , sorry , sorry ! That was not for U !!!!!!!!! :-p :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views

Malika Sherawat

Malika sherawat ko airport custom par check karate huye puchha gaya madam iss tifin box main kya hain.

Malika sherawat: umm tang mat karo isme mere kapade hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
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Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
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Small boy: You name on my "result card"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Railway station

Railway station

Railway station par bethe aik mosafar ne railway ke afsor se kaha

agar tamam garian late hain to is bare se time table ka kya faida jo aap ne latkaya hoa hay?”

police officer pehle hi guse main tha or bola.

“agar tamam garian waqt par ane lagi to phir kaho ge is bare se waiting room ka kya faida.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

teacher to student

teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag
kya lo gay???????
student: paisa
teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee
student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta
hai.........:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Maine Tujhe Kutte pe Essay

Master- Maine Tujhe Kutte pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha tha,
Likh K kyu nai Laye?

Santa- Masterji, Jaise hi Maine Kutte pe Pen Rakha wo Bhag gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)