Double heart attack msg by a boy to a girl:

1st msg: Lets break up now , Sub khatam.
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2nd msg:Sorry , sorry , sorry ! That was not for U !!!!!!!!! :-p :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views

Maa Ki Dead Body

America Se 1 Pathan Ne
Apni Maa Ki Dead Body Pakistan Bheji Jis K Saath Letter Tha
K Ama Ki Dead Body Aap Ko Mil Gai Ho Gi, Ama Ne Jo Kapron K Ooper 2 Shirts Pehni Hyn Wo Bhaiyon K Liye, Left Hand Me Jo Ghari Hy Wo Baaji K Liye,
Jo 5 Socks K Jory Pehny Hyn Wo Sab K Liye,

Ama K Sirhany K Nechay
Jo Choclates Hyn Wo Papu K Liye, Ama K Balon Mai Jo Ponyan Hyn Wo Pinki K Liey Hai Or Agr Ksi Or Cheez Ki Zaroorat Hui
To Jaldi Bata Dena Abba Ki B Halat Kharab Ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aj accident hua

Son: Aj accident hua, uff marte marte bach gya,

Dad: Tumhari he galti ho gi,

Maa: mera beta, thek to hai na tu?

Sis: bhai koi chot to nahi ayi?

Bro: yaar dihayan se chalaya kar,

Lover: Tume mera zara bhi khayal nahi?

Frnd O shit, biryani khate khate reh gye….Ja yaar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Freak people out

When I die, I want my friends to keep updating my status to freak people out

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

Kaash dil ki hasrat

Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,
Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

On a snowy day

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars, return to class."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)