Har cheezMaut se Bhagti hai
Aik din mula naseer uddin ne chaha kAkhroot toor kar khaein
Onhoon ne akhroot par pathar mara Tu woh uchal kar ghaib ho geya
Mula muskura kar bole Har cheezMaut se Bhagti hai
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