Win Lottery
Lotto Winner :
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1036 views
Similar Jokes
>Ek pathan ka hont jala huwa tha.
Kisi ne poocha kese jala?
bola. Wife ko chorne station gayatha.
khushi k mare train k engine ko choom liya: :p
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
MERI" Khoobsurati ka Raaz Mujhe Khud Nahi Pata
FaraZ
Pata Nahi Kyun Log Mujhy SALMAN KHAN Samjhty Hain
/('.')/
) ( Thnx yaro
! ! Thanx
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge: Is Sardar K Dono Kan Kat Do
Sardar: Nhi Main Andha Ho Jaon Ga
Judge: Kan Katny Se Andha Kese Ho Jao Gy
Srdar: Chashma Tere Bap Ky Kan Pa Rakhon Ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 aurton ko 20 saal ki saza mili 20 saal ek sath jail me guzaar kar jab dono riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha
Chalo ab baqi batein ghar phnch kr krte he :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short
Kapde Pahne Aur Puchha.
Ladki: “Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?”
Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rat k 3 bje santa k phn per phn aaya=HELLO
yahan FATIMA MAHFOOS rahti hai kya?
Santa-kutte itni rat ko ager fatima mere pas hoti
to kya mahfoos rahti..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
One day a scientist found out how to create people the way God did, so he called God and said "I know how to create people now, we don't need you anymore." God says, "okay then, show me!" The scientist says,
"First, you grab some dirt. . ." and God reaches down and grabs the scientist and says, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!"
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa ki chhatri me hole tha,
Banta ne pucha: umbrella me hole kyu hai?
Santa: Oye, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Ko
Traffic-Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha
K Aapka Helmet Nahi Hai?
Chalan Hoga
Pathan:
Dhiyaan Se Dekh Neechey
Andhay
Four Wheel Hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)