Lotto Winner :
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'

'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 939 views

funny

Two Factory Workers R Talking
The Woman Says I Can Make
The Boss Give Me The Day Off
The Man Replies
Nd
How Would U Do That?”
The Woman Says
Just Wait Nd See
She Then Hangs Upside
Down 4rm The Ceiling
The Boss Comes In Nd Says
What R U Doing
The Woman Replies
I’m A Light Bulb.
The Boss Then Says
U’ve Been Working So Much
That U’ve Gone Crazy
I Think U Need To Take The Day Off
The Man Starts To Follow Her
Nd
The Boss Says
Where R U Going?
The Man Says
I’m Going Home
Too. I Can’t Work In The Dark
3:
Teacher: Tell Me A Sentence
That Starts With An “I”
Student: I Is The
Teacher: Stop! Never Put ‘Is
After An “I”
Always Put ‘Am’ After An “I”
Student: Ok. I Am
The Ninth Letter Of The Alphabet.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Chinki Se College

Chinki Se College Mein Ek Ladke Ne Pucha.

Boy: “Tumhari Age Kya Hai?”

Chinki: “20 Years”

Boy: “Juthi, Tumne To 5 Saal Pahle Bhi Yahi Batayi Thhi”

Chinki: “Dekha, Ladkiya Juban Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko

1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Gold Ka Set Diya.

Mangetar (Khushi Se):

“Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya Ha?”

Chor:

“3 Saal Qaid aur beshmar littar.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Aur Ek Pathan

Santa Aur Ek Pathan Padosi Thhe, Ek Din Santa Pathan Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Us Se Pucha.

Santa: “Batao Aisa Kya Karen Ke, Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay?”

Pathan Huste Hue: “Very Simple, Jootay Se Maar Do Saale Ko.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wo Aaj Be Sardi Me

Wo Aaj Be Sardi Me Mar Rahi Hay,

Kisi Ne Aik Bar Usy Kaha Tha,

Tum Sweter K Bina Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)