Teacher: Shadi ke waqt Dulha ko gorhy (horse) par kion betaya jata hai??
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Student: Last warning di jati hai ky abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja….

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 952 views

died

A student called up his physics professor..his wife picked up d phone n said "he died last week"
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Next day student called again..
She again pickd up n said "I told u, he died last week"
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He called d third time..
Wife said "he died.. y do u keep on calling again n again??"
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Student: "sun ke acha lagta hai"
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by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar

sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha

sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha

Teacher: Paper main hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi

sardar:main paper banany waly pe lanat bhej rha hun..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

joke

Pathan: Aj Me bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho Or Kirye Ke 20 Rupe B Bacha Lie.

2sra Pathan:
Tum Bhut Bewakoof Ho Rikshe Ke Peache Bhagte To 80 Rupe Bach Jate:

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)

Larki K Hath Ma Barkat Hoti Hai

Kehty Hain Larki K Hath Ma
Barkat Hoti Hai,

Bilkul Sahe

Q

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2 Inch Ki CheeZ Hath Ma Do To 6 inch Ki Kr Deti Hai,

laga pogo

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)