Student
Teacher: Shadi ke waqt Dulha ko gorhy (horse) par kion betaya jata hai??
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Student: Last warning di jati hai ky abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja….
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 893 views
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