Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

by nadeem (few years ago!) / 574 views

Pakistan child

A mother looks dirty finger prints on a newly white
paianted main gate and becomes very angry and
call upon her child;
mother:ahmad! are these your dirty finger prints
over main gate?
ahmad:(says innocently): no mom i always kick to
open the gate.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Boy sees a beautiful girl siting

A Boy sees a beautiful girl siting right next to him and writes in a paper..

“I love u, do u love me?”
And passes the paper to her..
She replies.. “no”

He didn’t give up
He rubbed her answer and passed it on to another girl and she replied.. “yes”
Moral of the story:
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Definitely not what u think..
Its…
“Save earth… Recycle paper!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

"Yoo-hoo!"

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kisi ne sach he kaha hai...

Kisi ne sach he kaha hai...

'Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain Door..
Wah Wah,
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain door....
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Wo Question Exam me ate hain Zaror. :(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

during the match

During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,


Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)