Wife:me marne ja rahi hun
husband:ye lo dairy milk chocolate
wife:kiun

husband:khushi k mauqa pe kuch metha ho jae.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 831 views

Headlights Not Working

Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.

Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai

Santa: Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai

Banta: Simple Yaar, Jab Koi Ganji Aurat Auto Me Baith K Jaye to Use bolte hai "Auto-Me-Takli"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Happily marriage

How do you express two words,with exactly the
opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any
guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shirt mujh se jal gai.

Bv:ap ki blue shirt mujh se jal gai
pappu:mere pas waisi ek aur shirt hai
wife:pata hai , me ne us me se kapra kat k pehlay wali me laga dia hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Joke

Once in a soap industry in Japan,
The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e empty box.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars
to check whether soap is Packed in cover or not in assembly line.

Same problem occurred in Lahore.
What they did?
They simply put a pedestal fan beside assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)