Wifes insulting their husbands

Wifes insulting their husbands:
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Pilot’s BV -ziyada uro mt, samjhe…?
Teacher’s BV – Mujhe mt sikhao samjhe…?
Dentist’s BV – Daant tod k hath mei de dungi…!
Docter’s BV – tabiyat durust kr doungi…!
MBA’S BV – Mind Yr own Business pls…!
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CA/ACMA Candidate’s BV-
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Abay phle paas toh ho phir baat karna

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 561 views
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