Sharabi Ke Gaane
1 sharabi let kr gaane ga raha tha.. 2-3 gaane ga kar wo ulta let kar gaane laga..
Dusra sharabi ne pucha: Yaar ulta let kar gaane kyun gaane laga..
Sharabi: Pehle A side thi ab B side hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1069 views
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Raton ko uth ker
khayalon se ho ker
yadon me kho ker
Tumhe kya khabar hy
Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon,
Viraano me ja kerDAMAN pehla ker
ANSON baha ker
Tumhe kiya khabar hai Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon
tum to kaho ge kisi dil bur ki
Kisi DIL NASSHIN ki wafa mangti hon ,
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wo b ghlt hai
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher : Which part of Human Body
expands to 10 times its normal size ??
Girl : I can’t answer. I Feel Shy. :P
Boy :- It’s Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher : Right !!
Then Teacher turns to the Girl :- You are not just Wrong, bt your Expectations are too High
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tum Dor Sahi Majbor Sahi
Par Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy,
Tum Sans Wahan Par Lyti Ho
Or Badbo Yahan Par Ati Hai…
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Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se
Ja yar
aywain chakkar lwaya e,
O te mera dost e nai
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If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi.
Names Would’ve Been
Jurassic Park: “Dinosaur Da Raula”
Spiderman: “Jaale Sardara De”
Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”
Charlie’s Angels: “Jattiyan Kamaal Kardiyaan”
Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
Baby’s Day Out: “Sardara Da Kaka, Paave Syaapa“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladki Deo laga ke Bus pe chadhi,
Ladke ne comment paas kiya Aj kal Phinayal ka Use zyada hota hai'
Ladki boli: 'Fir bhi makkhiya pichha nhi chhodte'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bar ek ladka ro raha tha to uske dost ne pucha kya hua.
ladka:yaar mere papa ne muje mara dost:kyo
ladka:maine to sirf yahi kha kamieny film dekhne chale papa.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)