Sincere Apology
Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 754 views
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