Bahen ki vidayi me uska

Bahen ki vidayi me uska chhota bhai-

Papa:Didi ro rhi h jijaji to nhi ro rhe?

Papa-Beta,didi to gate tak royegi,lek in jijaji zindgi bhar roynge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 995 views
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