akal badhee yah bhens

ik sardar jee se ek aadmeen poocha akal badhee yah bhens

tu sardar jee thodha sochne ke baad bole pehleh dono ki umer batao phir batoonga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 704 views
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