Kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa batao ‘M’ for kya hota hai?MSanta : Sir, Mother!
Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?
Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 601 views
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