Ek khan saab ko phansi ki saza hui

Judge ne poocha: koi aakhri khwahish??

Khan saab: hamara jagah tum latak jao...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views

Student

4 SECRETS OF SUCCESS FOR STUDENTS:
1- Kabhi Top na karo warna log tum sai jalney lagengy
2- Hamesha Late class mai jawo, es tarah har teacher tumhy yad rakhy ga
3- Zyada Parhny se Time zaya hota hai, owr Time zaya karna Gunaah hai
4- Khabi Test na do, kionke be-ezati ke 3 marks se Ezat ke 0 achay hain

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A teacher had a 5 year old come up to

A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that he had found a frog.

The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?" The student replied, "It's dead."

The teacher asked, "How do you know for sure?"

The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, Psst and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ghar Me Setting

Beta: Papa aapki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan. Beta: Kis se hui?

Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..

Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tez a rhi bus ko roka

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to kahin nhi hai..
Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Punjaban: Maa aaj

Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya

Maa: woh kaisay ?

Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)