Tu chand mange
Tu chand mange
Main chand dedu.
Tu raat mange main raat dedu.
Tu dil mange main dil dedu.
Tu jaan mange main jaan dedu.
Bas
Yar light na mangna, wo to wapda waly b nhe dy sakty . . . .
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