ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja

Pathan calls his wife from Sheikhupura

nokar ne phon receve kia

pathan:

Begam Saheba se baat krvao

nokar:

Wo to sahab k sath dinner kr rahi hen,

pathan:

Par sahab to main hu,

nokar:

Ab me kya karu?

Pathan:

Mar de dono ko

AFTER KILLING

nokar:

Lashon ka kya kru?

Pathan:

ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja

nokar:

Par ghar ke peechy to koi nadi nahi hai

pathan:

To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai?

nokar

Nahi

pthan

sorryWRoNG NuMBEr

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 998 views

Bhabhi

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di

Police: Q ki?

Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha

Main ne pucha kon hai?

To bola tumhri BHABI..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Khane Ki Koi Chez

Wife Shoping Kr K Ai
Aur Husband Ne Darwaza Khola

Wife:
Ye Dabba Utha Lo
...
Husband:
Is Mein Zarur Mere Khane Ki
Koi Chez Hogi

Wife:
Han Mere Sendal Hain

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Some say Whisky is Risky

Some say Whisky is Risky,
Some say Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki,

But .. Rum, Beer ya ho Whisky,
Koi Nhi Grlfrnd se Zyada Risky !
Aaj Iski, kal pata nhi Kisky

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher. Ager irada pka ker k

Teacher – Agar irada pakka kar k kuch kaam karo
tou woh poora hota hai…!!!
Student – Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aaj
aap meri baahon me hoti..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Autowala to Santa

Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.

Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.

Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.

Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)