ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja

Pathan calls his wife from Sheikhupura

nokar ne phon receve kia

pathan:

Begam Saheba se baat krvao

nokar:

Wo to sahab k sath dinner kr rahi hen,

pathan:

Par sahab to main hu,

nokar:

Ab me kya karu?

Pathan:

Mar de dono ko

AFTER KILLING

nokar:

Lashon ka kya kru?

Pathan:

ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja

nokar:

Par ghar ke peechy to koi nadi nahi hai

pathan:

To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai?

nokar

Nahi

pthan

sorryWRoNG NuMBEr

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 902 views

boy friend is fun and husband..

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,


Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,


Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

1 Shaikh ko current laga

1 Shaikh ko current laga begum ne pocha kuch hua to nai?

Shaikh ne kaha mujhe kuch nai huwa bahir ja kar dekho units ktne gire hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

what can u do for my daughter

Father: what can u do for my daughter
boy: i would die for her!
Father: i dont like u
boy: why?
Father: i am lo0king for someone who would live for her,not someone who would just die and leave her alone.
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Moral: ZIADA HERRO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Patni Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai

Ek Baar Pati-Patni Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi,

Unki Aapas Mein Baat-Cheet Band Thi,

Ek Din Subah Pati Ko Kisi Kaam

Se Office Jaldi Jaana Tha,
Usne Raat Ko Paper Par Likha: “Mujhe Subah 5 Baje Utha Dena”

Aur Paper Patni Ke Takiye Ke Paas Rakh Diya,

Subah 8 Baje Jab Wo Utha To Dekha Uske Upar Bahut Saare

Paper Pade The,
Aur Likha Tha:
Uth Jao 5 Baj Gaye Hai,

Please Uth Jao, Warna Late Ho Jaaoge

Arrey Pahle Hi Bahut Der Ho Chuki Hai, Ab Uth Bhi Jaao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ( to his son )

* Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!

Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)