Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me
Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me
Maa-Bap Se Badkar Koi
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Isliye
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Jaldi Se Shadi Karlo
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Maa-Baap Ban Jao
Rishta Whi,
Soch Nyi.:-P;-):-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 952 views
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