Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he
Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he
Servicing Man : Memory card he?
Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 952 views
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1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
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2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
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3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
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Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
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We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
TEACHER: John, how would you spell “crocodile”?
JOHN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I would spell it!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady to Doctor:
Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gaya Hai.
Doctor:I Can't Understand Urdu, Talk to Me In English.
Lady: My Londa Gironda from Hero-Honda.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A sexy Indian girl went to a shop to buy Indian flag. On seeing the flag, she said something that confused and irritated the shopkeeper.
Guess what did sexy girl say.
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"Show me some more colors.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Student:
“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”
Student:
“A Lecturer is a Person
Who has a Bad Habit
of Speaking when Someone is Sleeping.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Bhikhari Bheekh Mangne ek ghar me aaya aur jor se awaj lagaya..
are oh sahab ji..
mujhe bahot bhukh lagi hai thoda roti milegi..
Thodi der baad andar se awaj aayi..
abhi biwi ghar pe nahi hai baad me aana..
Bikhari Bola
mujhe chumma nahi roti chahiye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Tumhary Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?
Girl: andhe ho kia?
Chal to rAha hai,,
Pathan: Acha to Phir apna
number likh k dikhao,
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/' />O teri kher
_/ / larki sy numbr leny ka new tareeqa or wo b pathan ne nikala
Imran Khan tabdeli agai hai.
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye magr osy fail kar dia gya. Sawalon k jawab ye the
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1.Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoy?
Ans: apni last larai mn
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2.Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoye?
Ans:safhay k aakhir mn
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3 .Talaaq ki bari waja kia hoti he?
Ans: shadi
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4 .daryae sind kahan behta he?
Ans:zameen par
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5 .Aap 8 logon mn 3 aam kesy divide karen ge?
Ans:milk shake bana kar
;-(;-(theek to bataya tha .
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,Warna.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar: Ye Bakra Q Ziba Kia?
Pathan: Manat Mana Tha Wo Poora Ho Gya,
Sardar: Kis Baat Ka?
Pathan: Hmara Murga Gum Hua Tha Wo Aaj Mil Gaya Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)