Chicken And Waiter
One day pappu went 2 hotel for dinner, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.
Pappu: Murge ki taange kahan gayi bhai?
Waiter: Sir, Murga langda tha….
Pappu: Aur Dil kahan gaya?
Waiter: Sir, Murgi ne chura liya….
Pappu: Abey toh Dimaag toh hona chahiye?
Waiter: Sir, actually murga SARDAR tha…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1051 views
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