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Moo Dhony Sey Bhi Achi Aa Jati Hay..:-D:-P:-O
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 2204 views
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Pathan: kal ki roti kha lo ge?
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Fakir: ji kha lon ga.
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Pathan: Thk hy. Tu phr kal time se a jana....:-D
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