generation gap
1980 girls : Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls : Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa : Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 978 views
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