Sentence Ko English Mai Translate Karo
TeaCher:
Es Sentence Ko English Mai Translate Karo
"Larkiyan Yaha Se Guzar Chukki Hai"
.
Student:
Oh Shit Yar I Am Late.!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 524 views
Similar Jokes
While The Pope Was Visiting The Usa, He
While The Pope Was Visiting The Usa, He Told The Driver Of His Limo That He Has The Sudden Urge To Drive. The Driver Was A Good Catholic Man, And Would Not Ever Dream Of Questioning The Popes Authority. So The Pope Sat At The Wheel, While His Driver Got In The Back. They Were Traveling Down The Road Doing Between 70 And 80 Mph, When A Policeman Happened To See Them.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?
Sardar: Landline Par Number
Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han
Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Snta Ki Chappal Chori Ho Gyi
Wo Qabristan Paucha Or Waha Baith K Kehne Laga
Chor Ko Kaha Dhundne Jaye Ek Na 1 Din To Yaha
Ayega Hi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me
padha ki, dosto ko SMS bhejne
me sabse jyada time waste hota hai.. TO AAJ SE
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
"NEWSPAPER" BANDH ......saala
dosto par ungli uthata hai..:p
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati h?
Banta: Kyun nhi jayegi? Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuchh chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej h
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Un-married hone ka sab se bara faida kya hai ??
.
.
Think
.
.
.
.
.
.
Haar mani?
.
.
.
.
Ok i tell u
.
.
.
.
Aap Bed k dono taraf se utar sakte hain.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile Ke Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha,
Kisi Ne Poocha??
“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”
Pathan: : O Yaara Kabhi Kabhi Call Katna Bhi Par Jata Hai Na.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Punjabi's Teacher: Dekho bacho ek sundar ladki road par ja rahi hai, ise punjabi me convert karo.......
Student: Oye Kanjro O vekho
"Pataaka"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher :If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from your real life. Student :I love you sir,and you love your daughter,which means I love your daughter.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr. Apna 1st operation mukamal karne k bad opretion theater se bahar aya
asman ki tarf dekh kar bola
ya Allah mera pehla tohfa qabool kar
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)