Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match
Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When batsman hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 946 views
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