Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match
Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When batsman hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 532 views
Similar Jokes
Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
.
DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Gadha 1: Yaar main jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoon,wo mujhe bahut marta hai.
Gadha 2: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.
Gadha 1: Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut koobsurat ladki hai, wo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki, teri shaadi is gadhe se kar dunga.Bas ye hi soch kar ruka hua hoon wahan par.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: 1876 Me Kya Howa Tha?
Pathan: Nahi Pata!!
Teacher: Stupid Qaid-e-Azam Peda Howe Thay.
Ab Ye Batao K 1880 Me Kya Howa Tha??
Pathan: Thora Sochne K Bad Qaid-e-Azam 4 Saal K Howe The.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Me niyyat kerta hon bijli band kerne ki .
Band kerni h poore 2 ghante k liye.
Hakoomat k zulm ghareeb awam per .
Haath mera switch ki tarraf.
*””O GAYEEEEE….”’*
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?
Ahmad: traffic police jo sirf hath kay aik isharay say sainkron garyan rok leta hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa tube light de neech muh khol ke khada si.
Kiyon...
Kiyon ki doctor ne kiha si: Aj tera pet kharaab hai, light hi khana.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan bhut der se ek haseen larki ko ghoor raha tha,
Larki Boli: kia dekh rahe ho?
Pathan Bola:Wo hum soch raha tha k agar aap hamari Ammi hoti to hum bhi bhut \”khoubsourat\” hota……
by nadeem (few years ago!)
Ak admi ki shadi hui dost se mashwra lya k apni bv ka dil kesy jitun
Dost:Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun
admi ne ja kr aesa hi kiya
Bv ne sun kr jwab dia
Nhi its ok Agr Gold Leaf hy to 1 suta mujhy b lagwa do.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Memon Doctor K Pass Gaya Or Bola
K Ghar Ja Kar Mareez Check Karnay K Kitnay Paisay Lo Gay?
Doctor:
Rs.300
Memon:
Chalain Doctor!
Doctor Ghar Pohanchay To Doctor Ne Pocha
K Mareez Kahan Hai?
Memon:
Mareez Koi Nahi Hai,
Sala Taxi Wala
500 Maang Raha Tha!
Or Aap 300 Main Lay Aaye…!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)