A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 816 views

Santa opened a petrol pump

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?


Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pakistani to American

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?

American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.

Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sonu: papa, aaj mujhe ek ladke ne mara.

Sonu: papa, aaj mujhe ek ladke ne mara.

Papa: kya tum use phchan sakte ho?

Sonu: haan papa mein uska daant saath laya hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Anniversary

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

1 Building k 100th Floor par 3 Dost rehte the.

1 Building k 100th Floor par 3 Dost rehte the.

1 din Lift khrab thi, Unhon ne Sirrhiyon se uper janey ka faisla kiya.
Boriyat se bachney k liye ye Decide kiya k

1st Friend kisi Jung ki story sunaye ga,
2nd koi Funny story, aur
3rd koi Sad story.

1st ne Jung ki story sunai aur 50 floor tak pohanch gaye,
2nd ne Funny story sunai aur wo 99 floor tak pohanch gaye,

Phir 3rd Sad story sunaty houy rony lga aur kaha k GADI DI CHABI FLAT VICH REH GAI A

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)