Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya…Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha “BODY AAGAYI KYA?”Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi…Santa Bola “Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 963 views

Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher: Y r u late?

Teacher: Y r u late?
Student: Mom n dad were fighting.
T: They were fighting,so u are late?
S: Actually 1 shoe was with dad and the other was with mom.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek ladki ne wajan tolne

Ek ladki ne wajan tolne ki machine mein wajan kiya to 56K.G aaya to usne apni sandle utari to wajan aaya 54K.G, usne jacket utari to wajan aaya 52K.G phir usne duppatta utara to wajan aaya 50K.G phir uske pas sikke khatam ho gaye to pas mein baithe bhikari ne kaha sikka mein dalta rahunga tum chalu raho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jaldi punch jaen

Pathan:yara bike q tez kar di?
Sardar:barak fail ho gaia hai
Is pe pehale k acident ho ghar punch jate hain.
Pathan:aur teez kar or tez

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Article

A husband read an article to his wife about how
many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
'What?'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)