Woman`s Ears

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.

The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a woman`s ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man`s or a woman`s."

"You`re wrong, I hear everything, but I don`t understand a thing!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 835 views
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