Mota admi, patle admi se: tumhain dekh kar youn maloom hota hai ke qehet par geya ho,

patla admi: aur tumhain dekh kar lagta hai ke yeh qehet tumhari wajah se para ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1002 views

Policeman: tum ne

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dost Kameene Hi Hote Hai

1 dost dusre dost ko raat 2 bje phone karta
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1st- hello, bhai jaldi aa kuch kaam he
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2nd- kya kaam he yr mujhe nind aarhi he ,
mai nhi aa raha
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1st- yr plz aja kuch jaruri kaam he

2nd- muje nind aa rhi he, K bye.
Gudnyt Phone off.
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kuch der baad 2nd dost ko lagta hai. jaruri

kaam hoga, wo rat 2 bje us dost k ghar jata he 2nd- ha bol kya kaam he?

1st- bhai, wo light or t.v band karde

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gullu Butt Quote

Gadian Todo

Sheeshay todo

per dil mat todo

By Gullu Butt ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A Colgate's reporter comes on Pappu's door

A Colgate's reporter comes on Pappu's door
Reporter:"kya aapke toothpest me namak
hai.. ??
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Pappu:"chal bhag saali.. kal ko puchegi kya
aapke shampoo me garam masala hai.. ?? :/
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Pappu Rocks Repoter shocks..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?

Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?

Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.

Santa: Petrol & SMS?

Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)