A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:

I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 572 views

What is the similarity

Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?

Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Combined study.

Pathan sheshay k samnay beth ker study karta tha,
jis ke 3 wajah thein.
1. Revision bhi sath sath ho jaey.
2. Apnay ooper nazar rahay.
3. Combined study..:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Loadshading ne namazi bana dia

Loadshading ne mujhe namazi bana dia hai


faraz



ab to mobile ki battry bi masjid k u.p.s se charge karta hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?

Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai?

Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo

Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan to aunti misbah

Pathan: Dr. ne kha hai k muje blood pressure hai Jis ki vaja se muje heart attack b ho sakta hy.

Anti Misba: App ko heart Attack nhi aa skta.

Pathan: Kyu?

Anti Misba: Wo es lye k app Pathar dil hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)