Santa : Badda dukh hoya
Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 781 views
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