Marez Doctor
Marez Doctor Se:
Me 1 Month Se Roz
Rs.50 Ki Dawa Le Rha Hu
Pr Koi Faida Nh Hua.
Doctor:
Koi Bat Nahi
Kal Se Me Tmhy Rs.40 Ki
Dawa Duga
Rs.10 Ka Faida Hoga;
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1051 views
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