Tumhare papa ki maut kis tarhan hoi thi
Aik pathan dosre se
Tumhare papa ki maut kis tarhan hoi thi
Dosra pathan afsos karte hoey
Yaar onn ki yadasht bohat kamzoor thi Dopaher ko sotey waqt woh Saans lena bhool geye they
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