Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "

A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 902 views

A sardar was very fond

A sardar was very fond of sensational and
detective novels, but he always started reading
from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did
so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start
from the middle keeps one curious not only about
its conclusion but also about its beginning.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Back To Life

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out,"Watch the wall!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Condom kia hota hai

Pota:dada g ye condom kia hota hai,

dada:chal bhag mujhe nai pta.

Pota:me janta tha budhey tujhe pata hota to aj jayedad k 18 hise na hote

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Phtan in Fruit

Aik pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha piaz le lo piaz.

Ek admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan: Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Husband: Mein apni wife se

Husband: Mein apni wife se divorce chahta hu. Voh mere se 6 mahine se boli nahi.

Lawyer: Dubara soch lo, aisi wife kismat valon ko hi naseeb hoti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)