Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

Sardar intrview deny gaya

Boss: Electric genrator kesy chalta ha?

Sardar:
Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it!

Sardar:
Turr.tur..Tur.Tusss!.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 869 views
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