Sardar ji is filling up a job application

He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 790 views

Major Rohail

Major Rohail:
Yaar tu itna bara ho gaya hai...
Aur ab tak teri darhi moonch nahi aai?
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Pathan:
O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan was weeping

Pathan was Weeping:

Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?


Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.


Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Law Of Conservation Of Knowledge

Law Of Conservation Of Knowledge:

No matter how long the lecture may be,

The Knowledge before and after the lecture
Remains the Same. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Ques: Wo konsi ek baat hai Jo Students hazaro'n saal pahly bhi kahty tay, Aaj bhi kahty hain, owr Qayamat tak kahty rahengay?
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Ans: Bus yarr kal se parhayi shuru karunga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

My friend thinks he is smart

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)