A young boy Died
A young boy Died, his mother Cried abi mere BACHE ne dikha hi kiy tha ,
Paros ke larki kaan me boli,
Don’t Worry Aunty!! Me ne sab kuch Dikha Diya Tha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 903 views
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