Boy : My Girlfriend broke up with me and sent me
pics of her with her new
boyfriend .
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Friend : Really Bad ,
What did you... do ?
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Boy : I sent those pics to her Dad ... DHinka
chika...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 793 views

Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho

Judge-Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Chor-Ji Nahi,
Judge-To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,

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Happily they drank went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Once Rajnikant became

Once Rajnikant became the coach of Indian
cricket team..
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Don't evn try to guess wat happnd... :O
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The Indian cricket team won the FIFA and
Hockey world cup too

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya
Dr: ab kia karo gay
Pagal:Shadi kron ga Nokri dhoondon ga Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga
Un ka birthday mnaon ga
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi
Dr: Gud Gud Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga
phir
Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Oye Ullu Ke Patte

Interviewer : When Is Your Birthday

Sardar : 13th Oct

Interviewer : Which Year ?

Sardar : Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)