My Girlfriend broke up with me

Boy : My Girlfriend broke up with me and sent me
pics of her with her new
boyfriend .
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Friend : Really Bad ,
What did you... do ?
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Boy : I sent those pics to her Dad ... DHinka
chika...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 727 views
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