A muslim couple after divorce.

A muslim couple after divorce.
Husband:- ab hamare beech koi rishta nahi bacha hai.

Wife:- aise mat bolo salim k abba.
Hum abhi bhi mousere bhai-behen hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1193 views
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