A muslim couple after divorce.
A muslim couple after divorce.
Husband:- ab hamare beech koi rishta nahi bacha hai.
Wife:- aise mat bolo salim k abba.
Hum abhi bhi mousere bhai-behen hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 980 views
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