Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.

Santa: What was that for?

Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.

Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.

Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.

Santa: now what happened?

Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1031 views

DaaG to Ache Hai

Ek Ladki Ne ChotY Bache K GaL Pe Kiss Ki

GIRL-Oh SorrY TumHare GaL Pe LiPstik LaG Gai

Bacha-KuCh Acha Karne Se Agar DaaG Lagte Hen,To DaaG to Ache Hote Hen:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

College Ki Ladki se Bola

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Aik pathan ki cow gum ho geyi

Aik pathan ki cow gum ho geyi
Or woh report darj karane ke liye thaney geya

Sipahi ne report darj karte hoey poochaTumhari cow ki nishani kia hai

Pathan ne kahan k janab wohChalte hoey dum hilati hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Define, Biology and sociology?

Define, Biology and sociology?

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If new born baby looks like his father it is

biology,

if he looks like his neighbor than it is called

sociology

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)