Tum nai
Dunia buri ho sakti hai tum nai,
log bure ho sakte hain tum nai,
dunia bewafa ho skti hai tum nai,
pagal theak ho sakte hain par tum nai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 860 views
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