Tum nai

Dunia buri ho sakti hai tum nai,
log bure ho sakte hain tum nai,
dunia bewafa ho skti hai tum nai,
pagal theak ho sakte hain par tum nai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 742 views
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