it`s 2710.

Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,
Ha ha I have seen your password,
Pathan: What is it?
Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *)
Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 821 views
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