Crack: I would rather see Banta hanged.
Jack: You marry him and it wont be long before he
will hang himself

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 773 views

Answering Machine

A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.

He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, "abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Public to Santa

Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai. use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao?

Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do. agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha

Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar Ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh!!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.
Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Two ladies

Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in
Bus,
Both were claiming that She Came First, One Old
Man was Watching this All. At last he said: Why Are
You Fighting?
Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon, Tum mein se Jo
bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye.
Dono Ek Dosri Se Boli Theek hai Tum Baith Jao. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Paisi Bacha Ke Kya Karega Santa?

Ek Baar Santa Tailor Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Puchta Hai.
Santa: “Bhai Pent Ki Silwai Kitni Hai?”

Tailor: “Ji 150 Rupaye”
Santa: “Aur Nikar Ki Silwai?”
Tailor: “Ji 50 Rupaye”

Santa Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Chalo Nikar Hi Seel Dena Par Lambai Pairo Tak Rakhna“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)