'Agr valentine day pr apko gulab ka phool na mile to mujhe call kar li jiye ga
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 727 views

Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.

Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.

Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.

Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Germs

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Kutay Or Tum Main Farak Kya Hai..

Bush Sardar Se:
Kya Tumhe Swimming Ati Hai?
Sardar: No
Bush:
Tumse Kuta Acha Hai
Sardar:Tumhe Ati Hai?
Bush: Yes
Sardar:
Kutay Or Tum Main Farak Kya Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhook Ya Ladki

Profesor ne 1 ladke ke liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf ladki rakhi.
Aur kaha ki in dono main se koi ek cheez le lo.

Ladka foran cake ki tarf Lapka
Doosri bar cake badal ke roti rakhito Ladka Roti ko Lapka..

Yun bar bar food item badalne per ladka her bar khane ki taraf bhaga.

Prof: Bas sabit hua ke bhookh hi sabse badi cheez hai.

Piche se 1 student bola:
"Sir ye is ki behan hai, 1 bar ladki bhi badal ke dekh lete?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baby paida hotey hi cheekha

Baby paida hotey hi cheekha,
Mujhey kuch Nazur nehi a raha, Main andha hoon....

Nurse: stupid, light nehi hai!

Bacha! oh tuwandi pehn nu, Ay Pakistan te nei ?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)