Dad-exam kaisa hua?
dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya. 3 ata nahi tha. 4 karna bhul gaya. 5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ? son-bas wahi galat ho gaya..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 770 views
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