Mr Funny post-office me

Mr Funny post-office me money-order karvane jata hai.

Postmaster: Mr Funny, yeh note fata hua hai, change kar do.

Mr Funny: Mein apni mammi ko paise bhej raha hu. Fata hua note bhejun ya naya, tumhe kya farak padta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1023 views
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