An Unmarried Man Wrote His Status On Facebook As: “Wanted Wife”
Two Girls Like It.
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And 10,000 Men Commented: “Please Take Ours“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views

Harr aadmi ka sapna

Harr Aadmi ka Sapna :
7 figure ki Salery..
6 figure ki Bachat..
5 Bedroom ka Gharr..
4 Wheel ki Gaari..
3 Week ki Vacation..
2 Piyare Piyare Bachay..
a0r..
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1 Goongi BV..... :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Husband Wife Funny Communication

Husband: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Husband: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Karachi walo ki hoshiari to dekho:

Karachi walo ki hoshiari to dekho: .

Karachi main roads pe CCTV cameras install kiye gaye.. .

Aj subha k waqt Police Control Room ko phone aaya: .

"Sir, zara BRUNS ROAD walay CCTV mai dekh k btao k HALWA PURI walay ki dukan khul gayi he k nai..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Battery & Woman

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive sid

by usmanzahid (few years ago!)

You didn't close ur eyes

Boy : Why
You Did Not Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)