Girl: Jaanu,
Agar tumhara sms nahi aya tho mein Roti nhi khaungi
Boy: Sach?

Girl: Haa, Mei sirf Paneer partha, Ice-cream Kha Ke Guzara Karlungi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1032 views

Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki

Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se kaha-Aapne pehchana Mujh ko?

Ladki-nahi

Santa-mai whi hu jisko Aapne parso bi nhi Pehchana Tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ghar me namak khatam ho gaya

Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
daal me kya daalu.

husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

tabdili

Pathan: Tumhary Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

Girl: andhe ho kia?
Chal to rAha hai,,

Pathan: Acha to Phir apna

number likh k dikhao,


<(',')
/' />O teri kher
_/ / larki sy numbr leny ka new tareeqa or wo b pathan ne nikala

Imran Khan tabdeli agai hai.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the.
.
.
Kanjus: Thanda piyo ge ya
garam?.

Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.

Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjus: Bottle mein piyo ge ya glass me?.

Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.

Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala.?

Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chameli wala.?

Mehman: Chameli wala.
Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamare ghar me Aisa glass nahi hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Going on motorcycle

Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle:
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu
kahan baithega?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)