Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz Me Koi Khane Ki Chiz Hai..


Patni-Aap Ne


Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Is Me Mere Sendal Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 838 views

A Doctor's Wife

A Doctor's Wife Nvr Allowed Him 2 Come Near Her!
She Used A Very Unique Technique,
Guess Wat?
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By Eating Apple,
An Apple A day
Keeps The Doctor Away:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga

Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?

Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga

Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .

Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?

Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?

Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Monkeys play football

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Girl (boy ko jealous feel karane k liye)

Girl (boy ko jealous feel karane k liye):” Dekho woh
ladka meri taraf dekh
ke muskura raha hai…
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. Boy:” Yeh to kuch bhi nahi,
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jab maine pehli baar teri shakal dekhi
thi to 3 din tak Apni hassi nahi rok paya
tha.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)