Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.

Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 859 views

Bemari ka naam

Sara:

Kya apko pta hy?

Books saamne rakh k b na prhne wali bemari

Ka kya nam hy?



Chaudhary: aahoo!!! Begherati

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Doodh waly sy

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he

Doodh wala: 5 kilo
Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho?

Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Unconcerned Widow

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.

The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: What r the people

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Question before born

Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
.
Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)